Monday, June 23, 2008

‘Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.’

George Carlin is dead.

Well, shit.
His soul has been flung to the rooftops ala Frisbeetarianism, and now he’s with Joe Pesci.

What a most excellent dude that Rufus was. I’m going to have a wee cry now.

Abs x

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Friday, August 3, 2007

Don’t read if you can’t handle me missing a friend.

 
 
I miss Kanako.
 
 
 
When I think of her, I think of cherry blossom and paper lanterns blowing in the wind, and us having to chase our chopsticks up the hill because they kept getting lost.
 
I think of watching the Sixth Sense and us getting too scared, so watching Chocolat instead.
 
I think of playing football in kimonos and me grazing my knee.
 
I think of the smell of pizza dough.
 
I think of her laugh and her “Oh, Abbi, it’s okay if you can’t do this!”
 
I think of walking.
 
I think of curling up on the futon on the last night, and giggling our hearts out.
 
 
I think of the fact that I haven’t seen her in a year, that she’s been gone for two years, and I wonder if I’ll ever stop missing her this much.
 
 
 
Ow.
 
Abs x 
 
 
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Sunday, June 3, 2007

melata :(

It also seems melata has deleted her journal, so that’s gone from the sidebar.

 

Here’s a tribute to a good woman, a good writer, and good Taminoan!

Abs x 

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Get down with the sickness…

So, I am actually rather ill, again, meaning that not only have I not slept since about 10 yesterday morning, as I got zero last night, and I mean zero, I have also spent a large time of the week being sick and other wonderful things I shan’t tell you. Now, this is very inconvinient for a number of reasons:

  1. I am very close to my French Speaking exam, and could really use the practice. I think.
  2. It’s bloody painful and quiet upsetting. There have been tears.
  3. I feel like a complete wimp for staying off school.
  4. I also have to do quite a few other GCSEs, and these will require both knowing things and revising - in some subjects, like science, I really need those lessons…
  5. I’ve missed MORE Drama rehearsals.
  6. I wanted to go to Dingle’s this evening.
  7. Most of all, I’ve really missed all of you so much, and it’s been impossibly boring, and I love you guys so much and I never notice it so much as when you’re not here, or rather when I’m not there.
  8. I missed the six months through illness. And I am so, so sorry. I love you.
  9. The other reasons repeated, but louder.

Also, I have read far more than is good for me - ow. back in a second.

 

Back.

Ow.

 

Where was I? I don’t care, I’m so tired and I can’t sleep.  I miss you guys.

I can only offer as comisserations the ‘cat macros’, which I discovered recently, and they make me laugh, SO DEAL:

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
YEAH I KNOW THERE’S NOTHING AMUSING ABOUT THEM DEAL WITH IT I LIKE THEM.
LOOK, THIS ONE HAS A DOCTOR WHO CONNECTION HAHA:
 
 
 This one does too! And it’s perfect for Jim! 
 
 
  
 
 
… yeah. 
 
So I thought they were funny.  There are more on the internets.
 
In conclusion, I leave you with the cutest kitty picture ever:
 
 
MWAHAHAHAH YES THAT’S RIGHT THE DARK SIDE OF THE QUACK HAS UNLEASHED ITS EVIL ON YOU. 
FEAR OUR CUTENESS.
 
 
…. the illness hurtz mi brane.
n mi typeen.
 
wiv wuv
abz xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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Friday, January 5, 2007

My Ceeki left me; she went to Kenya…

THEY. HAVE TAKEN AWAY. MY FUCKING CAT.

 

 

THEY PUT HER IN THE GODDAMN CAR AND TOOK HER TO FUCKING PORTSMOUTH AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME SO I WAS OUT WHEN THEY TOOK MY CAT AWAY FOREVER. MY BEAUTIFUL BABY. MY FUCKING GODDAMN CAT.

ARSE FUCKITY FUCK ARRRRSE.

I am fuckingly cuntingly arsingly pissed.

>>>>>>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!<<<<<<<

WANKERS. ALL MY RELATIVES ARE WANKERS AND I NEED A CUP OF TEA BUT THAT REQUIRES GOING DOWNSTAIRS AND ALSO I AM OUT OF TISSUES DUE TO TOO MUCH CRYING OH THE WANKERS I WANT MY CEEKI BACK.

 

I so desperately need a cuddle right now.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Here’s to you, my rambling Abs…

So, my Mum broke my internet connection. Woe of all sorts. Therefore, I’ll nae be online much, as I cannae access it from home. At Ben’s, currently.

 

Dick Barton is OVER!

Spot the Abs. Better pictures to follow at some point or another. In the end, it went quite well, as Luke remembered his lines, and I managed to keep my accent up, if a wee bit exaggerated, during the song. And my kilt > all other kilts.

Och.

In other exciting news, it’s Sophie’s birthday party tomorrow, Christmas is in under a month, and did I mention my fucking computer is broken?!

 

“Goodbye is such a harsh word, isn’t it?”

“Quite so. I prefer… Au Revioir.”

 

See you soon,

Abs x

 

P.S. You all SUCK at the competition. There will be no prizes.

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Monday, November 6, 2006

Of Negative Intergers and Equations that are Simultaneous

Online for the briefest of briefs, as I panic over the GCSE Maths exam that is happening TOMORROW HELLO PEOPLE WHY DO WE STILL HAVE HEADS?!

IN CASE YOU HADN’T GRASPED IT

MATHS IS HAPPENING

TOMORROW!

Yeah.

Having my hair cut tonight. Nothing drastic, just a trim. Then I will run around in circles, or ovals, or maybe right angled triangles which can be solved by either SOHCAHTOA or Pythagoras’ Theorem.

 

If only it was that simple.

Oh, wish me luck. Or just kill me now, by forcing me to bathe in hydrochloric acid. It’s less painful that way.

 

not squealing,

Abs x

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Friday, November 3, 2006

It occurs to me that I sounded very depressed over the last two days.

On the contrary:

 

I am deliriously happy. Little things just niggle at me.

Having said that…

 

shitMATHSEXAMONTUESDAYshit!

heh. math sex am.

that has sex in.

 

heh.

 

Abs x

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Holidays!

As half term starts tomorrow, I’ll be away till Tuesday.

 

You’ll all have to wait five days to find out if I got in.* Can you cope with the tension?! 

 

 

*unless you’re from school, which you probably are

 

 Yeah, I’ll miss you too.

 

wishing she wasn’t going,

Abs x 

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

YES!

He’s WALKING. He’s COHERENT. Thank fuck.

(Yes, the above link is to The Sun. Don’t care. Made me cry.) The Hamster’s going to be alright! YAHOO! *jumps for joy*

 

HE’S OKAY!

 

Abs x 

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