You have a chance to speak if you wish… I’m just aware I’ve been neglecting it, rarely have the time for blogging anymore, and, quite frankly, have very little worth saying at the moment. All I seem to post is occasional noise, and it seems to me that I’ve had this long enough…
Anyway.
“I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Did the test 3 times, got a raccoon each time. Go on, pick me, make sure it’s right.
The Northern Lights books are good, though, I’d forgotten how good.
Abs x
And now, a word of wisdom: Swinging something round your head will always end in tears. Ow.
It is highly likely I will not fail Fizziks. Gasperama!
And, due to a discussion with my mother, we have worked out that if I am like all the other women in my family (PLEASE GOD NO) I have only 39 years till the menopause.
Thirty. Nine. Years. Of. This.
But it’s all okay, because Top Gear tonight.
AND PINSTRIPED TROUSERS FOR GOLDBERG. WIN!
Abs x
Plus tard dans la vie, je préférerais habiter dans un maison. Avec jardin.
Later in life, I would like to live in a house. With a garden.
Le monde est un endroit dangeroux et cruèl… et merveilleux.
The world is a cruel and dangerous… and wonderful place.
Je m’entends bien avec ma mere. Elle ne boit pas trop. Vraiment.
I get on well with my mother. She does not drink too much. Really.
On s’ennie pas ici.
We don’t get bored here.
Ce qui me plait.
It pleases me.
J’aimerais recontrer et garder le contact avec les gens.
I would like to meet and keep in contact with people.
J’irai certainment à l’université.
I will definately go to university.
Je peux le faire.
I can do it.
Je voudrais avoir des enfants.
I would like to have children.
Qu’est-ce que tu vas faire le week-end prochain avec ta famille?
What will you do next weekend with your family?
… O, beaucoup de choses!
O, lots of things!
Oui, oui, j’adore la vie. J’adore la Français. Et… un plus mensonge…
Je fais ma devoirs!
IM IN UR BLOGZ POSTIN BOUT ZEBRAZ.
BITCH.
Now I have started on RS.
How does one complete a mindmap which uses colour coding when the pens one used to do the colour coding in the first place belonged to one’s RS teacher, and as such are currently in school, far, far away?
I expect comments to distract me, people!
Now!
Behold!
I am procrastinating!
Again!
With nothing of importance!
Die, French, die!
Expect copious updates.
Abs x
