also
I hope someone shoots him and throws him up and down the stairs.
Yes, I am prejudiced when it comes to cats. Touches a nerve, so shut up.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Get down with the sickness…
So, I am actually rather ill, again, meaning that not only have I not slept since about 10 yesterday morning, as I got zero last night, and I mean zero, I have also spent a large time of the week being sick and other wonderful things I shan’t tell you. Now, this is very inconvinient for a number of reasons:
- I am very close to my French Speaking exam, and could really use the practice. I think.
- It’s bloody painful and quiet upsetting. There have been tears.
- I feel like a complete wimp for staying off school.
- I also have to do quite a few other GCSEs, and these will require both knowing things and revising - in some subjects, like science, I really need those lessons…
- I’ve missed MORE Drama rehearsals.
- I wanted to go to Dingle’s this evening.
- Most of all, I’ve really missed all of you so much, and it’s been impossibly boring, and I love you guys so much and I never notice it so much as when you’re not here, or rather when I’m not there.
- I missed the six months through illness. And I am so, so sorry. I love you.
- The other reasons repeated, but louder.
Also, I have read far more than is good for me - ow. back in a second.
Back.
Ow.
Where was I? I don’t care, I’m so tired and I can’t sleep. I miss you guys.
I can only offer as comisserations the ‘cat macros’, which I discovered recently, and they make me laugh, SO DEAL:
YEAH I KNOW THERE’S NOTHING AMUSING ABOUT THEM DEAL WITH IT I LIKE THEM.
LOOK, THIS ONE HAS A DOCTOR WHO CONNECTION HAHA:
This one does too! And it’s perfect for Jim!
… yeah.
So I thought they were funny. There are more on the internets.
In conclusion, I leave you with the cutest kitty picture ever:
MWAHAHAHAH YES THAT’S RIGHT THE DARK SIDE OF THE QUACK HAS UNLEASHED ITS EVIL ON YOU.
FEAR OUR CUTENESS.
…. the illness hurtz mi brane.
n mi typeen.
wiv wuv
abz xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Friday, January 5, 2007
My Ceeki left me; she went to Kenya…
THEY. HAVE TAKEN AWAY. MY FUCKING CAT.
THEY PUT HER IN THE GODDAMN CAR AND TOOK HER TO FUCKING PORTSMOUTH AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME SO I WAS OUT WHEN THEY TOOK MY CAT AWAY FOREVER. MY BEAUTIFUL BABY. MY FUCKING GODDAMN CAT.
ARSE FUCKITY FUCK ARRRRSE.
I am fuckingly cuntingly arsingly pissed.
>>>>>>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!<<<<<<<
WANKERS. ALL MY RELATIVES ARE WANKERS AND I NEED A CUP OF TEA BUT THAT REQUIRES GOING DOWNSTAIRS AND ALSO I AM OUT OF TISSUES DUE TO TOO MUCH CRYING OH THE WANKERS I WANT MY CEEKI BACK.
I so desperately need a cuddle right now.
